i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
tardis-in-purgatory: i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
sexcake: *sees a hot boy*
readyfortheseschoolboys: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i should do my homework but that’s exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win. not again
castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
watchtheskytonight: geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before. we are becoming aware
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dontnuts: if you have an outie belly button im sorry
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
stevejobsvevo: an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling
broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea